Ten Signs You are No Longer a Casual Crossdresser

"Everything was fine until they crossed the Macon County Line"

---- promotion for movie of the same name

As a service to the community,

Are you wondering whether your proclivities and obsessions for the female appearance and the female role have reached a tipping point? If so, look at the ten signs below. If you recognize yourself in more than 4 of the signs, then you can be assured that you are no longer a casual crossdresser. You have seriously crossed over sweety, and you might as well stock up on the Dr. Scholls, because those heels are going to punish your feet.

Here they are

1) You can't remember where your tool box is. Your garter belts are in the second drawer of the dresser in the spare room.

2) Its Christmas and the catalogs are coming in. Your mailbox resembles that of a french whore house.

3 ) You couldn't name a single network program. but have seen every episode of Say Yes to the Dress? Friday Night, TLC

4) You no longer have a few articles of female clothing, in fact it has been a while since a majority of your clothes were male. If your wardrobe was an ecology, and if your togs were species, then I believe the word used is supplanted.

5) The waitress at the diner says " thank you sir" You check the mirror. Have I messed up? No silly you are in male mode.

6) You think of yourself as in male mode.

7) A couple of women in the office are talking about the Sex and the City dresses how great Vivian Westwood's dresses are. You want to blurt out, What about Alexander McQueen?

8) It is Christmas, when its safe to shop for clothes in the department stores. You still take advantage of that, but this time you bought 3 bras, and they didn't ask you if you wanted them gift wrapped.

9) You missed the football games last sunday, because there was a luncheon party , and you were seen in that ecru silk dress. I mean it is not only silk, it is beaded. bugle beads!

10) That lovely young woman sitting across from you. You still wish you could see through that blouse.... and check out the tag. Is that Forever 21 or Charlotte Russe?

These are events collected from my own and the lives of a few friends.

They know who they are.